What did you want to grow up to be?

A fire engine.

What do you like most about yourself? 

I like everything about myself.

What would you change if you could?  

My underwear.

Why did the chicken climb Mount Everest?

Because it got tired of crossing the road.

What did you want to grow up to be?

A  butterfly. 

What do you like most about yourself? 

My ability to whip up a good meal from whatever's in the fridge.  

What would you change if you could?

 I talk too much.

Why did the chicken climb Mount Everest?

Because it couldn't fly.