What did you want to grow up to be?

A writer!  Okay, and a pirate.

 What do you like most about yourself?

I'm really good at making things up as I go along - throwing random foodstuffs into the pot, hurling odd words at the page - and having everything turn out okay.  Mostly.  Interesting, in any case. :)

What would you change if you could?

About me?  Never having to worry about my eyesight.  About the world?  Well, it might be nice to sort this whole global warming thing out before we all end up underwater...

Why did the chicken climb Mount Everest?

I hear there's a really great gelati shop up there.