What did you want to grow up to be?

An astronaut. I wanted to live on the moon. My kids laughed when I told them this because that’s what Marge Simpson wanted to be.

What do you like most about yourself? 

I keep trying even when I fail the first time.

What would you change if you could?

I’d be braver.

Why did the chicken climb Mount Everest?

Because it wanted to be at its peak! Get it, Peak.

Sigh, my kids say I’m so lame.